Large Hard-on Collider
Being trained in particle science, as I was - this thing is really gets on my nerves. Scary, don't believe what they tell you. Micro black-holes are created casually in the universe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider
If they will be able to recreate a small wormhole(micro) it will consume, and consume and it will grow. Then it will consume all of us - in theory
Can they just leave me out of this crazy experiment?